Portraits taken for the new Baz Luhrmann film, The Great Gatsby.
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Promise you’ll never forget me
Your awesome Tagline
your icon shows who you are inside
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my cat decided to lay her paw on my burger for a good 5 minutes from behind my laptop
i died
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
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My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.
running w/ scissors
the ingredients though
serving size: bowl
Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl
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She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
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if i act dumb in front of guys it’s not because i want them to like me
i want them to underestimate me and let their guard down so i can eventually destroy them (◡‿◡✿)
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